do you ever start your period and think
"well that explains a lot"
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes brought this back
mom: hey honey i’m home, i hope you’ve had a nice couple of days- have you been sitting by your computer this entire time
showed this to my mom she was like “no u look way worse than that by the time i find you”
"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"
"I am TRYING, HELEN”
When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.
I do not know the individual involved in this, but, as an EMT, I feel compelled to post things like this. Wear a damn helmet, guys. I know you may think you look awesome and all the ladies will love how reckless you are, but you’re honestly just demonstrating just how little you value your own life. I know this horse has been absolutely beaten to death over the years, and I’m sure that my words won’t change some of your minds, but just look at the damage sustained by that helmet. Now imagine if your face was put through the same situation. While the helmet merely had part of it ground away by the sheer friction involved, your skull would be pudding. End of story.
TLDR Version: Wear a freaking helmet.
Wear. A. Fucking. Helmet. There’s a reason people in healthcare call them ‘donorcycles’.
It’s bright and shiny like a young child’s mind and darkens as the child realizes the true horrors of the place we call reality.
^ that was deep